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Religious Figure

The Resume

    Ancient Egyptian god of the Sky, War, and Hunting
    His name means 'falcon'
    Son of fellow deities, Isis and Osiris

Why he might be annoying:

    His parents were brother and sister.
    He had the body of a man and the head of a bird, which might be due to the inbreeding mentioned above.
    He got into a lot of fights with the god Set and once ripped off one of his testicles, which became Egypt's western desert.
    His grandparents were named Geb and Nut.
    He's not real.
    His crown looks a little bit like a bowling pin.
    His name sounds like a slang term for a prostitute.

Why he might not be annoying:

    It's not his fault his parents were perverts.
    He protected Egypt from other gods.
    His eyes are the Sun and the Moon. The reason the moon is weaker is because Set poked it out once.
    He and Set made up by having sex.

Credit: tom_jeffords


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 70.97% Annoying