The Resume

(March 2, 1982- )
Bronze Medalist at Canadian National Championships (2003)
Models for Abercrombie & Fitch

Why he might be annoying:

He is rumored to be lazy.
His mother is his choreographer.
He models.
Sometimes he dyes his hair.
He is tall for singles skating.
Injuries have held him back.
He will probably never make the Olympic team.

Why he might not be annoying:

He dates the hottest woman in competitive skating, Tanith Belbin.
He's a good-looking straight guy who loves to figure skate.
He has an artistic yet masculine skating style.
Women scream when he takes to the ice.
He races cars for fun with Tanith.
He is fluent in Russian and English.

Credit: Xer

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bushy Eyebrows
• Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
• Figure Skaters
• I Come from Canada
• I Married in 2019
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm Cold
• Look at Me, I'm Dancing
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 15501-15750 (Ranked: 15525)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Xer's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 632 Votes: 50.32% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 518 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 1235 Votes: 69.72% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1404 Votes: 53.70% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 160 Votes: 63.12% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 287 Votes: 50.17% Annoying