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Sweet Potato Queens

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The Resume

    (March 17, 1982- )
    1,000 Sweet Potato Queens across the U.S.A.
    Supposedly a new one born with the sale of each book: 'Sweet Potato Queens, Book Of Love' and sequel 'God Save The Sweet Potato Queens'
    Founded by Jackson, Mississippi native and author of the book 'Boss Queen Jill Conner Browne (1982)'
    She gets help from cohort Donna Kennedy 'Tammy' Sones

Why they might be annoying:

    They say they represent not apologizing for wanting and getting the finer things in life. They profess this to be their psychic vacation.
    They sound and behave like a cult.
    Each official 'SPQ' gets a tiara, five men known as 'Spud Studs' to themselves and all the bacon she can eat.
    There are different chapters, each having it's own nickname such as 'Sweet Potato Chips Chapter,' 'Melon Maids Chapter,' 'Vegetable Connection Chapter,' 'Cowgirl Up Queens' and many others.
    Each Chapter has motto's like 'If ya can't have fun, sit yer behind in the truck!,' 'Cook a big wad of bacon!,' 'Making the south rise again and again and again!,' 'Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly!,' 'Juicy From Head To Toe!' and many more.
    They hold parades and chapter gatherings decked out in long, curly red wigs and green sequined knee length gowns, long sequined gloves, black sunglasses, fishnet stockings, majorette boots, hot pink capes, hot pink & green feather boas, tiara's, Wonder Woman and cowgirl suits riding on the back of pick-up trucks or walking in formation.
    They are a bunch of drunk, happy, overweight women mostly in their 40's.
    The equally overweight 'Spud Studs' usually wear large watermelon hats and a cardboard sign around their necks with the following writing: 'Spud Stud Will Work For Queen.'
    They're grown women obsessed with playing dress up and beauty queen in a parade.
    They throw sweet potatoes at people during their parades.
    The first parade was in Jackson, Mississippi.
    The annual Okra Queen crowning is actual okra spray painted gold and placed like a tiara on the winner.
    They are men bashers, except for their 'Spud Studs' who cater and worship them.
    The 'inner circle queens' are nicknamed 'Tammy,' while the rest are called 'wannabes.'
    One of their websites sells a 'Revirgination Kit.'
    They have a hotline.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They like feather boas.
    Boy, do they love their potatoes, bacon and margarita's!!
    A lot of women may never learn this group exists.

Credit: Skunk Butt


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 38 Votes: 65.79% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 31 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 121 Votes: 73.55% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 155 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 257 Votes: 70.04% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 369 Votes: 68.83% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1145 Votes: 57.21% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 27604 Votes: 35.14% Annoying