The Resume

(circa 1939- )
Uncle of Teri Hatcher
Convicted for the molestation of Sarah Van Cleemput of Sunnyvale, California
Sentenced to 14 years in prison

Why he might be annoying:

Teri revealed that he molested her for two years.
Teri also revealed that the molestations cast a shadow over her relationships with men and was the root cause of the lack of intimacy in her former marriage. (Source: Vanity Fair)
His 14-year old victim committed suicide with a firearm in 2002 after four years of abuse in his hands.
During the time frame when he was molesting his 14-year old victim, he molested two other girls.
The suicide victim left a note before her death blaming his sexual abuse as the reason she killed herself.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was arrested and jailed in 2002.
The suicide note was instrumental in his conviction.
In jail, he had to be placed in isolation because other prisoners wanted to beat the crap out of him.
His imprisonment, along with Teri’s revelation in an interview with ‘Vanity Fair,’ started Teri’s healing process.

Credit: Bat Girl

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Criminals
• Dicks and Johnsons
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Profiles 17501-17750 (Ranked: 17584)
• Styx and Stones
• Weights and Measure Names

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 81 Votes: 69.14% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 47 Votes: 65.96% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 35 Votes: 77.14% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 75 Votes: 58.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 86 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 134 Votes: 76.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 175 Votes: 72.57% Annoying