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Marc Mezvinsky

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The Resume

    (December 10, 1977- )
    Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Son of Edward and Marjorie Mezvinsky
    Investor banker and managing director at TPG
    Worked at Goldman Sachs and 3G Capital
    Served as vice chairman at Social Capital
    Married Chelsea Clinton in 2010

Why he might be annoying:

    He’s a nepotism baby (both of his parents served stints in Congress).
    His father pled guilty to 31 counts of fraud, in 2003, and served five years in a country club prison (still owing his victims millions of dollars in restitution).
    He launched the hedge fund Eaglevale Partners, in 2011, with two Goldman Sachs colleagues.
    It closed in 2016, after unwisely investing in Greek-based properties at the height of the country’s economic crisis.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has 10 brothers and sisters, including five adopted siblings.
    He and Chelsea had been friends since their teen years (their parents vacationed together).
    He married Chelsea in an interfaith ceremony that received global coverage.
    He serves on the board of several nonprofit health and conservation advocacy groups.
    He drew inevitable comparisons to Jared Kushner in 2016 (both sons-in-law to a Presidential candidate, both with white collar felon fathers, had their weddings only a year apart from one another, etc).

Credit: BoyWithTheGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 27 Votes: 70.37% Annoying