The Resume

(March 17, 1975- )
Lead singer/guitarist for The Darkness (2000-2006)
Recorded the albums ‘Permission to Land' and ‘One Way Ticket to Hell…And Back'
Recorded the songs: ‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love,' ‘Growing on Me,' ‘Friday Night,' ‘Love is Only a Feeling,' ‘Love on the Rocks With No Ice,' ‘EPK,' and ‘Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)'

Why he might be annoying:

His voice sounds like Tiny Tim's.
He dresses like an 80's hair metal star.
His band isn't taken seriously.
In the video for ‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love,' he is naked and being groped by a large furry animal.
He has tattoos.
He has a very high opinion of himself and his band.
The band was formed after the other members heard Justin doing a karaoke version of Queen's ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.'
He suffered from bulimia.

Why he might not be annoying:

‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love' was an immediate hit because of its strange music video.
His brother, Dan is a guitarist for The Darkness.
They are a part of the ‘classic rock revival.'
He can play the guitar behind his back.
He said ‘Coldplay should burn in hell, and stop trying to be the next U2.'
Their albums have received unanimous good reviews in many magazines.
Their first album, ‘Permission to Land' was recorded without the band having been signed to a record label.
He lists Aerosmith, Queen, and Fleetwood Mac as musical influences.
His band puts on very entertaining live shows.

Credit: Rocky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bird Names
• Born on St. Patrick's Day [March 17th] (Ranked: 1975)
• British Rockers
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3171975)
• Company Magazine's 10 Unsexiest Men [2004] (Ranked: 10)
• Falsettos
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2004] (Ranked: 10)
• GQ's 20 Worst Dressed British Males [2005] (Ranked: 20)
• Hit Parader's Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists of All Time (Ranked: 88)
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Checked into Priory Rehab in the UK
• I Checked into Rehab
• I Have Eating Disorders [Bulimia/Anorexia]
• I Married in 2004
• I Performed at Brixton Academy [London, England]
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 27, 2022]
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 3, 2022]
• I Sung on Band Aid 20's 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' [2004]
• Look at My Guitar
• New Musical Express' Fool List [2004] (Ranked: 8)
• Profiles 16501-16750 (Ranked: 16636)
• Rocky's Profiles [Series 1]
• Spin's 50 Greatest Frontmen of All Time [2004] (Ranked: 35)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 51 Votes: 80.39% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 66.13% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 63.89% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 73.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 105 Votes: 75.24% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 121 Votes: 71.07% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 81 Votes: 55.56% Annoying