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Fede Alvarez

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The Resume

    (February 9, 1978- )
    Born in Montevideo, Uruguay
    Birth name is Federico Álvarez
    Son of Uruguayan parents
    Wrote the films 'Ataque de Pánico!,' 'Evil Dead,' 'Don't Breathe,' 'The Girl in the Spider's Web,' 'Don't Breathe 2' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (2022)
    Directed 'From Dusk till Dawn: The Series'
    Composer of the short film 'La peste'

Why he might be annoying:

    He predominantly works with Jane Levy in his projects.
    His long, greasy hair and scruffy beard are extremely gray.
    He always wears those big coke bottled glasses, pretending like he's in the zone, directing his movies.
    He is very egotistical, as he thinks the reboots and remakes he directed are scarier than the originals.
    He shares his name with a football player.
    There is no record of his education, wife or kids on the internet, as he says he likes to keep his private life out of the public, and to only have the fans to focus more on his work.
    He directed the Netflix boxoffice bomb, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (2022).
    He is bilingual, speaking both English and Spanish languages, but his English isn't up to par as well as his Spanish is.
    He has a knack for horror movies, and is addicted to them.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is of Uruguayan descent.
    He loves and owns rottweilers, and used his own rottweiler in the 2016 horror film 'Don't Breathe.'
    He has a glow to his blue eyes.
    Even though his remake of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' was a flop, it still gathered many views and scared the hell out of people and fans who watched it on Netflix.
    He is making a name for himself, as 'Don't Breathe' and 'Don't Breathe 2' are considered two of the best horror films of the new generation.
    He makes a cameo in the final end credits for the 'Evil Dead,' 2013 remake.
    After his work on the 'Evil Dead,' remake, he wanted to work on a higher budget film, but ended up creating a low budget film instead, titled 'Don't Breathe,' but the movie still was a boxoffice success, and is considered one of the best horror movies of 2016.
    His favorite movie of all time is 'Back to the Future' (1985).

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 378 Votes: 53.70% Annoying