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Long Dong Silver

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Adult Actor

The Resume

    (circa 1960- )
    Born in The Bronx, New York
    Birth name was Daniel Arthur Mead
    Porn star in 1970s/1980s
    Famed for his 18-inch penis

Why he might be annoying:

    He had bunions.
    He was a male butter face--good body, not so good face.
    It was rumored his penis size was really ten inches, and a prosthetic device was used to extend it another eight inches.
    His films were brought back to the forefront when referenced during the 1991 Senate confirmation hearings for Clarence Thomas.

Why he might not be annoying:

    On screen he was paired with some of the most beautiful women in the adult industry, most notably the legendary Seka.
    His alias was a play on the Robert Louis Stevenson protagonist, Long John Silver.
    Whether ten or eighteen inches, he was a size queen's dream.

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 17 Votes: 11.76% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 30 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 289 Votes: 44.29% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 63 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 49 Votes: 67.35% Annoying