The Resume

(October 14, 1920-October 12, 1964)
Born in Maryland
Died in Washington, D.C.
Murdered at 43 by gunshots to the heart and back of the head

Why she might be annoying:

She was a shotgun bride.
She was divorced.
She was another of John F. Kennedy's extramarital lovers.
According to Timothy Leary, she and JFK dropped acid during their many assignations.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her middle son was killed in a traffic accident at just nine.
Her former husband, a Central Intelligence Agency operative, insisted she was killed due to her link with JFK.
She passed away just two days before her birthday.
Her murder went unsolved over forty years after the incident.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 07]
• Double M Initials
• I Abused LSD
• I Attended Vassar
• I Died in 1964 (Ranked: 43)
• I Outlived My Child
• I Probably Banged John F. Kennedy
• I Took a Bullet
• I was Murdered
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 24251-24500 (Ranked: 24349)
• Shotgun Brides [Knocked Up at the Altar]
• Socialites
• Women who Might Have Slept with the President

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 39 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying