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Steve Ballmer
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    (March 24, 1956- )
    Attended Harvard University
    CEO of Microsoft (January 2000-)
    Worth an estimated $12.6 billion (2004)
    He is the longest-serving employee of Microsoft.
    He ended the Microsoft stock-options program that made him and many other employees millionaires.
    There is a widely-circulated video of him screaming like a woman and dancing awkwardly at an employees convention with huge sweat stains all over his shirt (see photo).
    He damaged his vocal cords after screaming 'Windows' repeatedly at a meeting (1991).
    He popped out of a cake during Microsoft's 25th anniversary celebration to surprise an audience (2000).
    He married a fellow Microsoft employee.
    He is the only man to become a billionaire on stock options received as an employee in a corporation.
    He scored a perfect 800 on the math SATs and received a scholarship to Harvard by competing in math tournaments.
    He is not afraid of embarrassing himself.
    He graduated magna cum laude from Harvard.
    He is the second cousin of Gilda Radner.
    He replaced Bill Gates as the CEO of Microsoft.

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