The Resume

(April 25, 1960- )
Born in New York, New York
Former futures trader
Father of Lindsay Lohan

Why he might be annoying:

He was imprisoned in the 80s for stock fraud.
He went back to jail for violating parole (1998).
And back again for violating a restraining order taken out by his estranged wife, Dina (2000).
And one more time for DUI and assaulting his brother-in-law with a shoe (2005-07).
He reportedly boasted to inmates about sleeping with Lindsay's stunt double.
Ali Lohan wrote, 'My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us.'
He issued a press release begging Lindsay to reconcile with him in which he spelled her name 'Lyndsay.'
He was arrested for allegedly committing three felonies during a domestic violence incident (March 22, 2011).

Why he might not be annoying:

He became an ordained minister in prison.
He successfully completed rehab and urged Lindsay to do the same.
Unlike Dina, he admits that he is partly to blame for Lindsay's behavior.

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2010] (Ranked: 76)
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [December 2011] (Ranked: 37)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 06]
• Fox411.com's Most Despised Stars of the Year [2010]
• Gallery of the Absurd
• I am a Karen
• I Attended Anger Management
• I Became a Dad in 1986
• I Became a Dad in 1993
• I Checked into Rehab
• I Married in 1985
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• I was Estranged From My Child
• I was Involved in a Car Accident in 2006
• I Was the Subject of a Taiwanese Animated News Segment [Apple Daily-NMA]
• I'm Depressed [Reportedly Manic/Bi-polar]
• Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Like Me
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• My Kid Trashed Me
• NY Daily News 14 Celebrity Family Feuds [December 2009] (Ranked: 1)
• On Trial 2005
• Profiles 20751-21000 (Ranked: 20944)
• Radar Online Top 7 Worst Celebrity Parents (Ranked: 1)
• Rosie O'Donnell Doesn't Like Me
• Satirized on Robot Chicken
• Short Fuses
• Stage Moms/Dads
• VH-1's 20 Most Brutal Celeb Beefs [2012] (Ranked: 18)
• VH-1's Celebrity Rehab 5 [2011]
• Yahoo!'s Celebrity Turkeys of 2012

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 60 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 84.21% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 90 Votes: 48.89% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 129 Votes: 54.26% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 41 Votes: 70.73% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 34 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 26 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 53 Votes: 49.06% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 38 Votes: 60.53% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 162 Votes: 80.86% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 460 Votes: 79.35% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 134 Votes: 70.15% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 181 Votes: 73.48% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 297 Votes: 78.45% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 198 Votes: 66.67% Annoying