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Katrina Pierson

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The Resume

    (1976- )
    Born in Forney, Texas
    Republican
    Steering Committee member for the Dallas Tea Party, starting in 2009
    Member of the Texas Tea Party Caucus Advisory Committee; Founder of the Garland Tea Party
    Served on the City of Garland on the Citizens Advisory Committee to DART (Dallas Area Rapid Transit)
    Served on the Health Facilities Council and Economic Development boards appointed by the Garland City Council
    Former candidate for the United States Congress in the 32nd District in Texas, in 2014 against Rep. Pete Sessions
    Named spokesperson for the Tea Party Leadership Fund, in August of 2014
    Consultant to Sen. Ted Cruz during his 2012 campaign for Senate, and later for his 2016 Presidential campaign
    Left the Cruz campaign to assume the role of national spokesperson for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign (09 Nov. 2015)
    Semi-regular pundit, having appeared on Fox News Channel, MSNBC, CNN, Fox Business Channel, and The Blaze TV

Why she might be annoying:

    She has been nicknamed 'Hurricane Katrina.'
    She was arrested for shoplifting shortly after turning 21, in 1997.
    Google searches for her name tend to turn up images of B-52's songstress, Kate Pierson.
    She said at a 2009 Dallas Tea Party rally that, if she had her way, Texas would 'secede from the nation.'
    She came under fire during the 2012 Cruz campaign for referring to a disabled Iraq War vet as 'deformed.'
    It was revealed, during her Congressional run, that she was receiving unemployment benefits while working for Ted Cruz and preparing to run for Congress (despite making hay of not having accepted benefits as a young mother).
    Her leaving the Cruz campaign for the Trump campaign set off buzzers in the heads of conspiracy theorists, who insisted that Cruz and Trump were in cahoots with one another.
    Since taking the helm of Trump spokeswoman, she has unabashedly defended every controversial remark and policy position espoused by the Donald, from his calling for bans on Muslim immigration to making sexually-charged comments in reference to Bill and Hillary Clinton.
    She made an appearance on a CNN segment wearing a necklace made entirely out of bullets. When liberal Twitter users protested, she shot back with an anti-abortion comment about wearing a fetus necklace, instead (Dec. 29, 2015).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a fierce, sharp debater.
    She was born to a 15-year old single mother who was forced to take welfare.
    She holds a Bachelor’s degree in Biology from the University of Texas at Dallas.
    She was a single mom who (at the very least) tried to avoid the 'welfare as a lifestyle' racket.
    She was profiled by Sleep Talkers on BET, along with RZA and Fat Joe, in 2012.
    She was was recognized by the 83rd Texas Legislature in Senate Resolution 1064 for her efforts 'raising political awareness across the state of Texas and the nation.'
    She lost her Congressional race after being massively outspend by Rep. Sessions by almost 6-1.
    She was an eye-witness to the Garland shootings targeting activist Pamela Gellar and her 'Mohammed Cartoon Contest/Art Exhibit' - both of which she defended vocally (2015).
    As far as 'stump for Trump girls' go - let's just say she's way softer on the eyes than Diamond & Silk.
    Her mildly annoyed, completely stoic, reaction to CNN grilling her over the definition of 'schlonged' in the context of a Donald Trump speech, is just one of her many segments to have gone viral during the 2016 Presidential season (usually showing her wiping the floor with them).

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 27 Votes: 40.74% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 153 Votes: 53.59% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 294 Votes: 52.72% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 66 Votes: 56.06% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 219 Votes: 57.08% Annoying