The Resume

(January 1, 1969- )
Birth name is Charissa Saverio
Recorded 'Good to be Alive' and 'Bad Girl'
Appears in B.T.'s music video 'Never Gonna Come Back Down'
Former Page 3 model
Contributed to the compilation albums: 'Brave New World,' 'Propa Classics Vol. 1,' and 'Touching Bass'

Why she might be annoying:

After becoming a mainstream artist, she nearly gave up her style of music because she wasn't feeling 'any heart or soul' in the industry.
Her biggest dream was to become a 'Raindance flyer' (what the hell is that?).
She left home at fourteen.
She planned on being a lawyer.
She said that she's been 'sacked from many, many jobs.'
She throws tantrums when her equipment fails.
She has a pierced belly button.
She has a flaming music chord tattoo on her back.
She got kicked out of her Chicago apartment because her music was too loud for the neighbors (2003).
Her stage name implies that she spins hip-hop, when she actually spins drum and bass techno.

Why she might not be annoying:

She lived in Singapore, Indonesia, Malta, Africa and England while growing up.
She is one of the few females and perhaps the biggest in her industry.
She attributes classical piano abilities to her Catholic school education.
She has her own independent religious beliefs.
She ranked #99 (2000) in Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women.
She posed topless as a Page 3 girl.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Born on New Year's Day [January 1st] (Ranked: 1969)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1011969)
• D.J.s
• D.J.'s and M.C.'s
• Look at Me, I'm Thirsty
• Look at My Tongue
• Piercings [A-K]
• Profiles 5501-5750 (Ranked: 5610)
• Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 99)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 74 Votes: 66.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 21 Votes: 90.48% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 74.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 49 Votes: 75.51% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 125 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 249 Votes: 69.08% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 323 Votes: 67.18% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 691 Votes: 69.32% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 793 Votes: 54.48% Annoying