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Hell

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Fictitious Place

The Resume

    Home of the wicked and evil
    Capital city is Pandemonium
    Over 12 billion served
    Ruled by Satan
    Roughly the climate of Miami - hot, hazy and humid
    Like everything else, it is controlled by the Jew Zionists
    Nicely decorated thanks to the fags
    Located down, below (sorta like Australia)
    Also a town in Michigan
    Nightly bonfires
    Opposite of Heaven
    Also known as heck, h-e-double hockey sticks, Newark New Jersey, Hades, the blue states and damnation

Why Hell might be annoying:

    Free fornication TV 24/7 (Why annoying? You don't have genitals).
    Radios offer just three stations - Gangsta Rap, Heavy Metal and Broadway Show Tunes.
    Computers are useless thanks to Hell's Trojan and Virus User Group.
    All pens leak or skip.
    Thank God mullets look good with horns.
    It is very crowded.
    Everywhere you look - lawyers, lawyers and more lawyers.
    Everywhere you look - televangelists, televangelists and more televangelists.
    Everywhere you look - corporate C.E.O.'s who lined their pockets.
    Only mode of communication is cell phones and yes roaming charges do apply and it is always peak.
    It is the number one place that people tell you to go (number two on the list is 'Go Fuck Yourself').
    It is a place for the eternally damned.
    All those years of screaming out God's name during premarital or taboo sex will land you a home here.
    Killing another human will land you a trip to hell, but where do people go who shed blood in the name of God?

Why Hell might not be annoying:

    You get to sleep in on Sunday mornings.
    You get the opportunity to take a photo with Hitler.
    It is void of self righteous assholes (well, except for people like Hitler).
    Many say that it is a fictional place that was made up to keep people from being immoral and breaking the law.
    It's like 'Survivor' but no one gets voted out.
    Satan is kind enough to provide shelter for God's castaways.
    No Amish or Mormons and also no Muslim terrorists, they are with Allah.
    Lots of hot porno chicks.
    It is fairly quiet, since there are no dogs or children (unless you believe Pat Benatar's song 'Hell is for Children.'
    No John Ashcroft.
    Daniel Carver is the center square.
    You are on an even playing field with that school bully - guess who is not eating lunch today.
    If you rape and pillage, what is God going to do? Send you to Hell 2.0 build 3674 beta 1.
    What 10 Commandments? The 10 commandments of debauchery.
    People who run celebrity profile and polling websites are exempt from such a cruel place.
    Note to God: Just kidding, LOL, oh yeah and bring us peace and cures for diseases and thanks for visiting AmIAnnoying.com.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 43 Votes: 53.49% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 71 Votes: 52.11% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 48 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 93 Votes: 47.31% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 105 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 115 Votes: 61.74% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 102 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 97 Votes: 34.02% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 32 Votes: 78.12% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 79 Votes: 79.75% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 50 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 95 Votes: 69.47% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 176 Votes: 52.84% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 680 Votes: 78.53% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 918 Votes: 75.60% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 489 Votes: 67.08% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1636 Votes: 42.97% Annoying