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Outlaw

The Resume

    (February 15, 1943-September 3, 2012)
    Born in Medellin, Colombia
    Resided in Miami, Florida
    Featured in the 2006 documentary 'Cocaine Cowboys'
    Nicknamed 'La Madrina,' 'The Godmother,' 'The Cocaine Queen of Miami' and 'The Black Widow'
    Amassed a personal fortune of $500,000,000

Why she might be annoying:

    She is a sociopath who killed people for fun.
    She ordered the contract killings of her 3 husbands.
    She named one of her sons 'Michael Corleone' in tribute to the movie mobster.
    She built the cocaine distribution triangle between New York, Miami and Colombia.
    After losing her attractiveness due to cocaine addiction, she forced men to have sex with her at gunpoint.
    In 1979, she commanded 2 of her hit men to shoot one of her rivals, but the rival's toddler son was shot dead instead.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was raped as a child.
    She was forced into prostitution at 12.
    She proved so feared that it took 16 years to find anyone brave enough to testify against her.
    She collected jewels, fine art and haute couture.
    She spent almost twenty years in prison for drug trafficking.
    Three of her 4 sons were gunned down within hours of being deported to Colombia.
    She was shot twice in the head by a gunman on a motorcycle (a form of assassination she popularized).

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 70 Votes: 67.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 99 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 29 Votes: 72.41% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 145 Votes: 66.90% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 167 Votes: 69.46% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 67 Votes: 77.61% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 108 Votes: 76.85% Annoying