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Lauren Holiday (Cheney)

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (September 30, 1987- )
    Born in Indianapolis, Indiana
    Played in college at UCLA
    Midfielder and forward for the U.S. National Women's Soccer Team (2007-15)
    Two-time Olympic Gold Medalist (2008 and 2012)
    U.S. Soccer Female Athlete of the Year (2014)
    Married to NBA player Jrue Holiday (July 2013)
    FIFA Women's World Cup Champion (2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    She has a daughter named after her husband.
    She enjoys shopping.
    She is cross-eyed.
    She has endorsements for Under Armour and Chobani.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She had her heart defect fixed through open-heart surgery at 3 years of age.
    She was the first UCLA player to win First-Team All-American honors.
    She recorded the 3rd scored goal that helped the U.S. win the 2015 Women's World Cup.
    She and her husband Jrue run combo basketball and soccer clinics at the UCLA campus together.
    She gave birth to her daughter, then a month later underwent surgery to have a brain tumor removed (September-October 2016).

Credit: Neo NX2004


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 27 Votes: 96.30% Annoying