The Resume

(February 24, 1983- )
Page 3 girl

Why she might be annoying:

She has 3 large stars tattooed down her back, very similar to those put on circus elephants.
She chows down on candy floss.
She says the reason she didn't get more massive breasts is because 'I'm too scared to have surgery.'
She is a late riser.

Why she might not be annoying:

She likes to masturbate in the morning if she doesn't have a guy to jump on.
She told Loaded 'A good shag will start my day off nicely and keep me going till lunch.'
She said 'I'm definitely very horny in the morning. From the moment my eyes are open.'
She prefers men that retain their youth.
She loves to pose nude.
She has appeared in Perfect 10, Front and Loaded magazine.
She was Fast Car's honey of November 2004.
She ranked #7 of Britain's Top 10 Sexiest Pinups (Nuts Magazine - October 15, 2004).
She ranked #73 in FHM's 2005 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 73)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 68)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 84)
• I Have Lupus
• Loaded 100 Peachiest Celebrity Chests [2005] (Ranked: 1)
• Look at My Undies
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Babes Ever [January 2009] (Ranked: 2)
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Topless Babes [2008] (Ranked: 4)
• Nuts Magazine's 50 Best Boobs in Britain [2007] (Ranked: 3)
• Nuts Magazine's 50 Sexiest Brunettes [September 2007] (Ranked: 5)
• Page Three Girls
• Profiles 14501-14750 (Ranked: 14633)
• Zoo Weekly's 100 Sexiest Bodies [2006] (Ranked: 49)
• Zoo Weekly's Hot 101 [2009] (Ranked: 16)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 37 Votes: 29.73% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 350 Votes: 12.57% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 32 Votes: 34.38% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 74 Votes: 41.89% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 51 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 41 Votes: 48.78% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 46 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 46 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 100 Votes: 81.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 50 Votes: 62.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 109 Votes: 61.47% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 150 Votes: 69.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 200 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 212 Votes: 58.96% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 401 Votes: 44.89% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 220 Votes: 47.73% Annoying