The Resume

(May 21, 1968- )
Born in Anchorage, Alaska
Based in Los Angeles
11th castoff on Pirate Master

Why she might be annoying:

She named her cats Edgar Allen Poe, Annabelle Lee, Calliope, and Algernon.
Sony Pictures employed her in their ‘scuba’ department (1996).
And yet she is a slow swimmer and runner.
Her official Pirate Master bio picture showed her with sunburnt arms.
Once she started receiving air time, she was portrayed as a royal chatterbox.
She has a tattoo on her upper back, right across the shoulders.

Why she might not be annoying:

She loves historical cookbooks, particularly ‘period’ food.
She is a certified world traveler.
Joe Don's departure allowed her to score the Royal Pardon from Nessa for $4,000.
She sold her Pirate’s Court vote to the Triad — and promptly betrayed them.
She survived five Black Spots, more than any contestant up to that point.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Chatty Cathies
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 03]
• Cry Babies
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• Look at Me, I'm Playing Cards
• Profiles 20751-21000 (Ranked: 20932)
• Sourpuss Faces

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 64 Votes: 64.06% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 74.19% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 26 Votes: 80.77% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 37 Votes: 70.27% Annoying