The Resume

(August 28, 1980- )
Teacher at Greco Middle School in Temple Terrace, Florida near Tampa
Married Kristian Owen Lafave (July 2003)
Charged with lewd and lascivious battery and exhibition (June 2004)
Released on $2,500 bail
Sentenced to 10 years of community control and probation (November 22, 2005)

Why she might be annoying:

Despite being married less than a year, she had an affair with her 14 year old student.
She had sexual intercourse with him in her home, classroom and car.
On at least one occasion, she had sex with the boy in back of her car while his fifteen year old cousin drove it.
She has a Chinese tattoo on her lower back.
Right after cheating on her husband of less than a year, she went to the store and bought him an iPod.
She faces fifteen years in prison.

Why she might not be annoying:

She turned herself in.
She has blond hair, blue eyes and looks like Christina Applegate.
Her older sister, Angela, died in a car crash while pregnant (April 2001).
She participated in many of her high school clubs.
Prior to teaching, she worked as a model, nail technician, waitress and bank teller.
She earned her degree in English at the University of South Florida.
Her college supervisors predicted she would be a great teacher.
On her teaching application, she wrote: 'I will work hard to ensure that children learn how to positively interact among the multiplicity of personalities, cultures, beliefs and ideals.'
Some of her wedding photos are on a radio's web site.
She's a high school boy's wet dream.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Least Annoying 101-200 (Ranked: 169)
• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2006] (Ranked: 33)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8281980)
• I am an Adulterer
• I Attended University of South Florida
• I Married for Less than Two Years
• I Married in 2003
• I Was Hot For My Student
• I'm Depressed [Reportedly Manic/Bi-polar]
• Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World [Book]
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed as a Bride
• Look at Me, Oh!
• Look at My Tongue
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• On Trial 2004
• Profiles 11501-11750 (Ranked: 11665)
• Teachers
• Wacky Brides

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 154 Votes: 51.95% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 32 Votes: 71.88% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 78 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 32 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 96 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 99 Votes: 79.80% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 38 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 86 Votes: 61.63% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 70 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 247 Votes: 35.63% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 263 Votes: 72.24% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 375 Votes: 51.73% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 630 Votes: 56.83% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1224 Votes: 50.08% Annoying