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Cara Wakelin

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Playmate

The Resume

    (February 8, 1977- )
    Raised in Toronto, Ontario
    Playmate (November, 1999)
    34C-24-35
    Acted in 'Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2001 (2000)' and 'Death to Smoochy (2002)'
    Posed for the Playboy Swimsuit Calendar (2005)

Why she might be annoying:

    She will do print ads and commercials.
    She was a runway modeling.
    There are supposed genuine hardcore porn videos of her on the internet.
    She describes herself as having been a flat chested tomboy, until 19 and marvels at growing up to be a Playmate.
    She collects ceramic animals.
    She really dislikes the sex act thinking it is dirty and gross.
    She watched 'Gilligan's Island' while losing her virginity.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was a Playmate.
    She hadn't met her father until a few years ago.
    She and her twin brother are the two survivors of a quadruplet pregnancy.
    Her mother encouraged her to try to become a Playmate, even going with her to 'tryout.'
    She ran cross country and enjoys hockey, animals, drawing and painting.
    Although she endured two periods of a single parent household, she praises her family for a wonderful childhood.
    In high school her family lived in a mini-van parked in a friend's driveway for a summer.

Credit: Skunk Butt


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 47 Votes: 44.68% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 126 Votes: 43.65% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 34 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 200 Votes: 59.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 62 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 264 Votes: 41.29% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 107 Votes: 54.21% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 274 Votes: 45.62% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 143 Votes: 47.55% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 167 Votes: 41.92% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 633 Votes: 67.30% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1147 Votes: 59.63% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 223 Votes: 54.26% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 345 Votes: 49.86% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1287 Votes: 44.91% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 955 Votes: 55.71% Annoying