The Resume

(November 2, 2000- )
Born in Buduburam, Ghana
Raised in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Left-back/Striker for the Vancouver Whitecaps FC (2016-18), Bayern Munich II (2018-19) and Bayern Munich
Played with the Canadian national soccer team

Why he might be annoying:

He sports crazy hairstyles.
He speaks with an extremely thick accent.
His penchant for cooking earned him the nickname ‘Chef D.’
He said his lack of English originally held him back from wanting to play soccer growing up.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was born in a Ghanian refugee camp to Liberian parents, before his family emigrated to Canada in 2005.
He got his start playing soccer through an inner-city program.
He was considered the face of the Canadian soccer program during his career.
He is the first Canadian to score a goal in the history of Bayern Munich.

Credit: Ricky

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• Soccer Stars

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying