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Jake Long

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Football Player

The Resume

    (May 9, 1985- )
    Born in Lapeer, Michigan
    Drafted 1st overall by the Miami Dolphins in the 2008 NFL Draft
    Offensive lineman for the Miami Dolphins (2008- )

Why he might be annoying:

    He has tattoos.
    He was redshirted during his freshman season at the University of Michigan in order to beef up to play on the team.
    He was injury prone during his college career.
    Some football pundits were initially skeptical of him being chosen with the first overall pick.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was hospitalized for smoke inhalation following a fire in his dorm room (2004).
    While at Michigan, he played a game after sustaining a turf toe injury.
    He was the first offensive lineman in 11 years to be selected with the first overall pick.
    He made the Dolphins starting lineup as a rookie.

Credit: Ricky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying