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Brian Cushing

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The Resume

    (January 24, 1987- )
    Born in Park Ridge, New Jersey
    Outside linebacker for the Houston Texans (2009-)
    Alumnus of USC
    Drafted 15th overall in the 2009 NFL Draft
    #56

Why he might be annoying:

    He once sported long, Jesus-like hair.
    He refers to himself as an 'American Hero.'
    After a spectacular debut season with the Texans, he tested positive for abnormal hormone levels resulting from a performance enhancing substance.
    He was suspended for the first four games of the 2010 season and the Associated Press rescinded his All-Pro 2009 distinction.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is of Irish/Polish descent.
    His mother was born in Germany.
    He was named the 2007 Rose Bowl Defensive MVP.
    Upon his selection, he was regarded as a powerful, potential first round pick.
    He became the first Texans rookie to be named Defensive Player of the Week twice.
    He played in the Pro Bowl in his rookie season.
    Despite a re-vote in light of his doping allegations, he maintained his Defensive Rookie of the Year Award.

Credit: Birdienest81


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 35 Votes: 5.71% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 332 Votes: 51.51% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying