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Luke Helder

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The Resume

    (May 5, 1981- )
    Born in Pine Island, Minnesota
    Planted 18 pipe bombs in mailboxes in Nebraska, Colorado, Texas, Illinois and Iowa (May, 2002)
    Was found incompetent to stand trial (April 2004)
    In custody at the Federal Medical Center in Rochester, Minnesota

Why he might be annoying:

    Four mail carriers and two women picking up their mail were injured by the bombs.
    He planned for the bomb sites to form a giant smiley face on the map.
    He was obsessed with Nirvana.
    After his arrest, CDs by his grunge band Apathy sold on eBay for $200.
    He was obsessed with astral projection.
    Before the bombings he wrote a letter declaring, ‘I’m dismissing a few individuals from reality to change all of you for the better.’

Why he might not be annoying:

    No one died.
    He advocated legalizing marijuana.
    One of the sheriffs who arrested him in Nevada said, ‘He shook my hand and called me sir.’

Credit: Georgina


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 72 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 61 Votes: 73.77% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 75.68% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 155 Votes: 75.48% Annoying