The Resume

(June 23, 1930-January 20, 2022)
Born in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Specialized in Samba and Bossa Nova
Recordings include 'So Danco Samb,' 'Boato' and 'Mulata Assanhada'

Why she might be annoying:

Her birth year was also listed as 1937.
She bore her first child at 13.
Soccer legend Garrincha left his wife for her, causing a major scandal (1962).
She got strange plastic surgery over the years.

Why she might not be annoying:

Born in the impoverished favela of Agua Santa, she scavenged the trash for food.
At 12, her mother forced her to marry the 22-year-old who raped her.
Three of her children died in infancy, and her son with Garrincha was killed in a car wreck at 8.
She became famous for her throaty, sensual voice and steamy stage performances.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 11]
• Beehive Hair-dos
• Black and Beautiful
• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 7)
• Cariocas - I am from Rio De Janeiro
• Cat Eyes
• Child Brides [16 and Under] (Ranked: 12)
• Fat Bottom Girls
• Husband Thieves
• I am Addicted to Plastic Surgery
• I am an Adulterer
• I am Brazilian
• I Died in 2022 (Ranked: 91)
• I Had a Face Lift
• I Outlived My Child
• Look at My Album Cover
• Profiles 29251-29500 (Ranked: 29488)
• Raped
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20220120)
• Young Moms [I Had a Child Before Turning 21]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 106 Votes: 51.89% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 79 Votes: 46.84% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying