The Resume

(April 16, 1977- )
Birth Name is Karl Fredrik Ljngberg
Playing soccer since age 5, turning professional at 16.
Midfielder for United Kingdom soccer team Arsenal (1998)
Model for Calvin Klein Underwear (2003)
Voted England's Player of the Year (2002)

Why he might be annoying:

Arsenal fans chant when he comes out to play.
He dyed a red streak in his hair for no reason.
His younger fans imitated his hair style, causing many to get kicked out of school.
One of his other favorite sports is golf.
He listed drinking coffee as a hobby.
He has a black panther tattoo that appears to be crawling out of his crotch.

Why he might not be annoying:

He shaved his head after he was made aware that fans were dismissed from school because they copied his haircut.
Despite his heterosexuality, he has no problem with his appeal to gay male fans.
He received the 'Golden Football,' which is Sweden's highest accolade for a soccer player (2002).
He's known for his quickness on the soccer field and goal-scoring ability.
He's also known for scoring off the soccer field, ranking as one of England's most eligible bachelors.
He wears tight white briefs very well!

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 01]
• Big Dicks
• Calvin Klein Models
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [April] (Ranked: 4161977)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2003] (Ranked: 86)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2004] (Ranked: 26)
• Durex Condom's World's 100 Sexiest Men [December 2006] (Ranked: 14)
• E!'s 25 Sexiest Men in the World [2008] (Ranked: 8)
• Esquire's 23 Best Dressed Men in the World [2007] (Ranked: 17)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2004] (Ranked: 6)
• GQ's 100 Best Dressed British Males [2005] (Ranked: 41)
• GQ's 50 Best Dressed British Males [2003] (Ranked: 11)
• I am Swedish
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• New Woman Magazine's 100 Hottest Men on the Planet [February 2006] (Ranked: 32)
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 12001-12250 (Ranked: 12037)
• Redheads - Male
• Scrumptious Scandinavians
• Soccer Stars
• Vanishing Tattoo's 101 Hottest Tattooed Men [2007] (Ranked: 26)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 220 Votes: 57.73% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 65 Votes: 52.31% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 607 Votes: 38.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 409 Votes: 50.12% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 89 Votes: 47.19% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 73 Votes: 42.47% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 73 Votes: 72.60% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 54.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 185 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 319 Votes: 54.23% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 321 Votes: 63.55% Annoying