The Resume

(October 4, 1937-September 19, 2015)
Born in London, United Kingdom
38-28-38
Sister of actress Joan Collins
Wrote 'The World is Full of Married Men,' 'The Stud,' 'The Bitch,' 'Hollywood Wives,' 'Hollywood Husbands' and 'Lucky'

Why she might be annoying:

At fifteen, she was expelled from high school for smoking.
She likes to wear men's suits.
She likes to rise early in the morning.
As a teen, she made up things to write in her diary and charged friends to read it.
She is twice widowed.
She lies about her age, some sources claim 1939 and others 1941.
At 18, she married a 30 year old manic depressive drug addict. Four years later, at 22, she was a widow.
A British critic called her first major book 'The World is Full of Married Men,' 'the most disgusting book ever written.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She and her older sister, Joan, do not exhibit signs of sibling rivalry and are not jealous of the other's success.
Her novels are primarily torrid sexual affairs.
She admits to being a voyeur.
Almost all of her books are turned into movies.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Biography's 15 Sexiest [October 2002] (Ranked: 14)
• Celebrity Arsenal Fans
• Cosmopolitan’s Celebrity Feud Everyone Was Talking About the Year You Were Born (Ranked: 1988)
• Hollywood Square Celebrities [1998-2004]
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• I Died in 2015 (Ranked: 77)
• I Lived in Malibu [Colonyites]
• I Was Expelled From School
• I Write Pulp Fiction
• Joan Rivers Made Fun of My Appearance
• Judith Regan's Celebrity Tell All Books
• Masturbatory Names
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9887)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20150919)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 110 Votes: 53.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 28 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 46 Votes: 63.04% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 105 Votes: 67.62% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 138 Votes: 61.59% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 266 Votes: 66.92% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 348 Votes: 59.20% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 79 Votes: 54.43% Annoying