The Resume

(June 6, 1990- )
Born in Richmond, Texas
Infielder for the Washington Nationals
NL Silver Slugger Award winner (2014)
NL Comeback Player of the Year (2016)
Drafted sixth overall by the Washington Nationals in the 2011 Major League Baseball Draft

Why he might be annoying:

He refers to baseball as being too long and boring.
He declined an opportunity to play in the World Baseball Classic.
Despite posting solid numbers, he was snubbed from the National League All-Star roster (2017).
He looks like a dead ringer for Danny McBride, when he sports long hair.

Why he might not be annoying:

He won the Dick Howser Trophy as the top college player, during his tenure at Rice University.
He is an avid fan of the History Channel.
He can play both the corner and middle infield positions.
He arranged a fundraiser on the YouCaring website for the Houston Food Bank in wake of Hurricane Harvey (2017).

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Celebrity Houston Rocket Fans
• I am a Texan
• I Attended Rice University
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• NL Comeback Player of the Year (Ranked: 2016)
• NL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 2019)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 2019)
• NL Silver Slugger - Third Basemen (Ranked: 2014)
• Profiles 41006-41250 (Ranked: 41119)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 22]
• Washington Nationals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying