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Scotty Bowers

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The Resume

    (July 1, 1923-October 13, 2019)
    Born in Illinois
    Gas station attendant and bartender turned escort and procurer to the stars
    Claimed to have arranged sexual encounters for Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Errol Flynn, Desi Arnaz, Cole Porter, Tennessee Williams, J. Edgar Hoover and the Duke and Duchess of Windsor
    With Lionel Friedberg, wrote the memoir 'Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars' (2012)

Why he might be annoying:

    He claimed he was turning tricks for cash with Catholic priests when he was a teen.
    He arranged a lesbian tryst between his teacher and a thirteen-year-old classmate.
    In the 50s, he posed for underground postcards having sex with women of various ethnicities.
    He set up dates for Errol Flynn, then would have sex with the women after Flynn passed out drunk.
    Lucille Ball confronted him at a party to complain about him setting up Desi Arnaz with other women.
    While bartending private parties, he would whip out his penis and use it to stir drinks.
    Tennessee Williams wanted to write his life story, but after reading a 40-page treatment Bowers complained, 'It made me look very gay. Like I was the No. 1 gay person in Hollywood.'
    He wrote his memoirs after the big names he mentioned were safely dead and unable to sue for libel.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was fondled by a friend's father when he was nine.
    He was a Marine during WWII and fought at the Battle of Iwo Jima.
    A friend said, 'When he got here [Hollywood], his two assets were his big penis and charming personality.'
    His daughter died at age 23 from an illegal abortion.
    Raymond Burr's life partner, Bob Benevides, confirmed Bowers' claim to have introduced the pair.
    Benevides said, 'Scotty Bowers is the most honest person I've ever known, with the best memory for names and places I've ever seen. If he tells you that something happened to somebody, that's the way it was.'
    He said about his sexuality, 'I consider myself everything.'

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 45 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying