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Udo Kier

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Actor

The Resume

    (October 14, 1944- )
    Resides in California
    Acted in 'Mark of the Devil (1970),' 'Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (1973),' 'Andy Warhol's Dracula (1974),' 'The Story of O (1975),' 'Suspiria (1976),' 'Escape from Blood Plantation (1983),' 'Moscow on the Hudson (1984),' 'The German Chainsaw Massacre (1991),' 'Zentropa (1991),' 'My Own Private Idaho (1991),' 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993),' 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994),' 'Johnny Mnemonic (1995),' 'Barb Wire (1996),' 'Breaking the Waves (1996),' 'Armageddon (1998),' 'Blade (1998),' 'Dancer in the Dark (2000),' 'Shadow of the Vampire (2000),' 'FeardotCom (2002)' and 'Dogville (2003)'

Why he might be annoying:

    As a teenager, he worked as a street hustler in Frankfurt.
    He gets typecast as gay men, vampires, and gay vampires.
    He acted in some truly disgusting exploitation films (including one where free barf bags were handed out at screenings).
    He starred in a movie called 'Spermula.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    The day he was born, the hospital was bombed by Allied forces, and he and his mother were buried alive.
    He grew up poor.
    As a child, his only pleasure came from postcards with pictures of trees his aunt would send him.
    He had to press animal organs to his face in 'Andy Warhol's Frankenstein,' and says: 'The smell never left me.'
    Considering his reputation as a cult-movie star, he's made a surprising number of decent films.
    He lives a quiet life in a working-class neighborhood.
    He enjoys gardening, because it reminds him of his aunt's postcards.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 36 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 161 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 180 Votes: 68.89% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 60.61% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 67 Votes: 65.67% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 121 Votes: 62.81% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 213 Votes: 60.09% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 254 Votes: 53.54% Annoying