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Patrick Kluivert

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (July 1, 1976- )
    Plays for Barcelona and the Dutch National Team
    Played for Dutch team Ajax (1994-1999) and Italian team Milan (1997-1998)
    3-time winner of Dutch Championship with Ajax: 94-95, 95-96,98-99
    Participated in World Cup (1998)
    Member of Newcastle United (2004-05), Valencia CF (2005- )

Why he might be annoying:

    He's moody.
    He's known for making silly gestures whenever he scores.
    He's prone to injury despite his fairly large size (6'2 185 lbs).
    During the 1998 World Cup in France, he got ejected for elbowing an opposing Belgian player in the chest. He was suspended for two games.
    He was charged with manslaughter for running over and killing someone while showing off his new car. He only received mandatory community service and a driving ban for that crime.
    He was charged with rape while living in Milan (acquitted).
    He has had potential for being a great soccer legend, but his aggressive behavior has ruined him.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He's an extremely fast striker who is known to pop out of nowhere to score a goal.
    He and his Dutch teammates gave powerhouse team, Brazil, a run for their money during the 1998 World Cup semifinals.
    His reputation in the Netherlands was so ruined after the car incident that he was forced to look for career opportunities abroad.

Credit: Vereenyce


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 72 Votes: 63.89% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 49 Votes: 73.47% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 75 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 96 Votes: 72.92% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 120 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 231 Votes: 68.83% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 313 Votes: 68.37% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 134 Votes: 87.31% Annoying