The Resume

(June 26, 1969- )
Born Colin Charles Greenwood
Bass Guitarist for Radiohead
Performs on Albums: 'Pablo Honey,' (1993) 'The Bends,' (1995) 'OK Computer,' (1997) 'Kid A,' (2000) 'Amnesiac' (2001) and 'Hail to the Thief' (2003)

Why he might be annoying:

Some of his influences are Madonna and The Pointer Sisters.
His mother doesn't really like Radiohead's music.
He is a compulsive liar.
His nickname is 'Coz.'
He hates being asked 'If you were a milk shake, what flavour would you be?.'
He can't drive.

Why he might not be annoying:

He studied English Literature at Cambridge University.
Thom Yorke was his best friend when they were teenagers.
He is considered the most intellectual member of the band.
He is almost always friendly and he often smiles.
Jazz is his favorite type of music.
He is brothers with fellow bandmate, Jonny Greenwood.
He is strong minded and he has a good sense of humor.
He said 'Yes, we were all there and we're never going again because it was a travesty and a farce and full of obnoxious, drug taking, alcohol swilling, corporate pigs' (about the 1996 Brit Awards).

Credit: Whitestrpsrocker

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2016 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 46)
• Bassists
• British Rockers
• Coachella [Headliners] (Ranked: 2012)
• Coachella [Headliners] (Ranked: 2017)
• Coachella [Headliners] (Ranked: 2004)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2004)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2017)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2012)
• I Attended Cambridge
• Jazz Artists
• Profiles 8251-8500 (Ranked: 8266)
• Radiohead
• Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Songwriters (Ranked: 73)
• Tree Names
• Voices on South Park
• Whitestrprocker's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 74 Votes: 64.86% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 338 Votes: 57.40% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 294 Votes: 53.06% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 74 Votes: 44.59% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 163 Votes: 42.94% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 37.84% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 132 Votes: 62.88% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 234 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 411 Votes: 48.91% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 314 Votes: 45.86% Annoying