The Resume

(March 3, 1927- )
Operates law firm based in Austin, Texas

Why he might be annoying:

He is a lawyer.
He rose to national prominance after being accidentally shot by Vice President Dick Cheney during a hunting trip (February 10, 2006).
He is a key player in the Texas Funeral Service Commission.

Why he might not be annoying:

He won an eminent domain case against the city of Austin, which condemned property owned by his family with plans to build a parking garage there.
He used to be a members on the Texas state prison board.

Credit: Cowher Is God!

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Carlos Mencia's 'Dee Dee Dee Song' References
• Cowher is God's Profiles
• God Damn! The Vice President Shot Me
• I am a Texan
• I Survived a Bullet to the Head
• I Took a Bullet
• Linked to George W. Bush
• Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2006] (Ranked: 3)
• Newsweek's Top 10 Accidental Celebrities (Ranked: 1)
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Profiles 17251-17500 (Ranked: 17274)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 25 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 25 Votes: 16.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 82 Votes: 68.29% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 127 Votes: 57.48% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 350 Votes: 58.57% Annoying