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Suzi Simpson

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The Resume

    (November 16, 1968- )
    Birth name is Susan Athena Simpson
    Measurements 36D-23-35
    Playmate (January 1992)
    Appeared in 'Red Surf,' 'Enemy Gold,' 'The Last Road' and 'Rock Star'

Why she might be annoying:

    Her middle name is Athena.
    She attended an all-girl Catholic high school.
    She would compete in beauty pageants as a teenager.
    She has breast implants.
    She shut down her official web site.
    She is rather old to still be doing the whole Internet model gig.
    She was credited as 'Cutie #2' in the movie 'Rock Star.'

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was voted Homecoming Queen.
    She was the January Playboy Playmate of the Month (1992).
    Although she is an avid animal lover, she's isn't a vegetarian.
    She ranked 10th on Netscape's Top 10 Internet Models.
    She prefers sex 'anywhere but the bedroom.'
    She enjoys having the same last name as Bart Simpson.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 97 Votes: 37.11% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 30 Votes: 23.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 43.18% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 42 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 39 Votes: 71.79% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 83 Votes: 54.22% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 91 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 92 Votes: 57.61% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 112 Votes: 49.11% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 118 Votes: 49.15% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 373 Votes: 73.46% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 481 Votes: 71.31% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 171 Votes: 63.74% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 442 Votes: 48.87% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 527 Votes: 46.30% Annoying