The Resume

(January 21, 1988- )
Born in Portland, Oregon
Won the decathlon gold medal for the United States at the 2012 London Summer Olympics

Why he might be annoying:

According to his mother, he wanted to be Donatello, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle when he grew up.
He is a junk food addict.
He is obsessed with video games.
He appeared on 'Late Show with David Letterman.'
His first name may invoke memories of a certain actor.

Why he might not be annoying:

His parents broke up when he was an infant.
He has a black belt in taekowndo.
His Oregon roots propelled him to become a renowned track and field star.
He is close friends with fellow American decathlete Trey Hardee.
In addition to his Olympic performance, he broke fellow University of Oregon alum and Olympic decathlon champion Dan O'Brien's record when Eaton won the 2010 NCAA decathlon.

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amateur Wrestlers
• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 11]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1211988)
• Decathletes
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2012)
• Fox Sports Olympics: 25 Athletes to Watch [Summer 2012] (Ranked: 18)
• Holiday Names
• I Attended University of Oregon
• I Know Martial Arts
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Clasped
• Look at My Flag
• Nike Endorsers
• Profiles 33501-33750 (Ranked: 33712)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 219 Votes: 67.12% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying