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Adolfo Constanzo

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    (November 1, 1962-May 6, 1989)
    Born in Miami, Florida
    Full name was Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo
    Also known as 'The Godfather of Matamoros' and 'The Witch Doctor'
    Leader of a cult that followed an Afro-Caribbean religioin called Palo Mayombe
    Murdered over 25 people, including American college student Mark Kilroy, as part of his ritual sacrifices involving mutilation of corpses
    Ordered a cult follower to shoot him and his lover Martin Quintana when his apartment was surrounded by police

Why he might be annoying:

    During his childhood, he and his mother were convicted of shoplifting, theft, and vandalism.
    His mother believed he had psychic abilities when he allegedly foretold Ronald Reagan's attempted assassination. (1981)
    His academic performance was lackluster, graduating near the bottom of his class during high school and dropping out of junior college after one semester.
    He chose his religion's version of Satan as his patron god.
    He sacrificed wild animals for his rituals, like zebras, snakes, and lion cubs, as well as humans.
    When the Calzada crime family turned down his offer for full partnership with them, he mutilated seven of its members and sacrificed their body parts. (April-May 1987)
    Mexican authorities turned a blind eye on him until Mark Kilroy's murder.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He sported a spiffy mullet.
    His father died when he was a baby.
    He and his mother had to keep their faith secret from his fist stepfather.
    He banned his followers from using drugs.
    He gained a significant following thanks to his charm.
    He made drug cartels look weak in comparison.

Credit: Big Lenny


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 31.58% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 66.67% Annoying