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Philipp Lahm

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (November 11, 1983- )
    Born in Munich, Germany
    Played professional soccer for Bayern Munich with a temporary loan to Stuttgart (2003-2005)
    Played for the German National team from (2004-14)
    Captain of the German national team during two World Cups (2010,2014) and Euro 2012
    Captain of Bayern Munich (2011- )
    Retired from the German national team (July 18, 2014)

Why he might be annoying:

    He has only scored five international goals and a single World Cup goal.
    He only invited a single teammate to his wedding.
    His 5'7 stature often makes him looked dwarfed around his teammates.
    He has given frank and honest opinions in interviews and in his autobiography that have landed him into trouble.
    He believes gay footballers should not be open about their sexuality.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is considered to be the best defensive full back of his generation.
    His remarkable play and small stature has earned him the nickname the 'Magic Dwarf.'
    He said the reason he feels gay footballers should not come out is because of the abuse he feels they'll suffer. Lahm himself is comfortable with having a gay teammate.
    He is the fourth-most capped German player ever.
    Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola describes him as the cleverest player he's ever coached.
    He hoisted the World Cup at what would be his last international game.

Credit: Insane In Da Brain


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 39 Votes: 61.54% Annoying