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Jamie Dimon

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The Resume

    (March 13, 1956- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Named CEO of JPMorgan Chase (December 31, 2005)
    Net Worth: $1.3 billion (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was reportedly on the shortlist of candidates for Treasury Secretary in the Obama Administration, but was passed over in favor of Timothy Geithner.
    He was accused of misleading investors and regulators when JPMorgan Chase lost $6 billion in credit default swaps (2012).
    For example, he dismissed press reports on risky investments as ‘a tempest in a teapot’ even after losses had passed $1 billion.
    He boasted that he could beat Donald Trump in an election, then quickly declared that he had no interest in running.

Why he might not be annoying:

    During his tenure as CEO, JPMorgan Chase became the largest American bank in assets and stock market value.
    He was on Institutional Investor’s list of the nation’s best CEOs four straight years (2008-11).
    He underwent eight weeks of chemotherapy and radiation treatments after being diagnosed with throat cancer (2014).
    He has to deal with Occupy protestors shadowing him at public appearances.

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 87 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 95.65% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying