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Brett Gardner

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (August 24, 1983- )
    Born in Holy Hill, South Carolina
    Outfielder for the New York Yankees
    World Series champion (2009)
    Gold Glove Award winner (2016)
    Fielding Bible Award winner (2010, 2011, 2016)

Why he might be annoying:

    His nickname is Gardy.
    He looks like an alien with his bald head.
    He didn't get a lot of exposure, despite the fact he played on a Yankee team that was a perennial contender.
    He bangs his bat on the dugout ceiling as a mode of protesting an umpire's call.
    He originally didn't want to put a nickname on his jersey for Player's Weekend, nor wear his surname on the back of the jersey, until he was forced to by Major League Baseball.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is the son of former minor league ball player Jerry Gardner.
    He wore the lowest number available for the Yankees, prior to the arrival of Adam Ottavino.
    He was the last active member from the Yankees 2009 pennant winning team.
    He successfully filed a restraining order against a deranged fan who stalked him on social media and eventually came to the ballpark by claiming he was destined to be married to her.
    He was considered the heart and soul of the Yankees lineup during the 2010's.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 134 Votes: 67.91% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 238 Votes: 59.24% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 34 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 175 Votes: 56.57% Annoying