Oddity
The Resume
(circa 1981- )
Born in New York City, New York
Known as 'the human Ken doll'
Has had over 110 cosmetic procedures
Has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery
Why he might be annoying
He said, 'I was hooked the first time I went under the knife.'
He has 30 plastic surgeons on speed dial.
He has botox four times a year to prevent wrinkles.
He makes claims like, 'I'm using surgery to create art.'
He refuses to work out ('It's so repetitive') so instead he had implants put in his pecs, biceps, triceps and shoulders to give him the appearance of muscles.
He has had doctors warn him that the amount of silicon squishing about in his body is a health hazard, but he plans on even more implants.
He spent a hundred grand to get Ken's body, but has not sprung for the dye job to get Ken's blonde hair.
For a mere $100,000, he transformed his appearance from 'cute teen with a slightly oversized nose' to 'alien that has almost but not quite mastered assuming human form.'
He launched a career as a plastic surgery consultant, which makes about as much sense as Lindsay Lohan launching a career as a drug counselor.
Why he might not be annoying
As a teen, he was bullied over his looks and sexual orientation.
Judging from pics of him in a Speedo, he has not (yet) emulated Ken by having his genitalia removed.
He said, 'I do this because I want to stand out.' (Mission accomplished.)
Credit: C. Fishel
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In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
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