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Riley Martin

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Radio Personality

The Resume

    (March 9, 1946- )
    Wrote the book 'The Coming of Tan' with O-Que Tangin Wann, the alien that abducted him
    Frequent guest on the 'Howard Stern Show'

Why he might be annoying:

    He's insane!
    He speaks in the same manner as George Takei, but looks like Morgan Freeman.
    He claims to have been abducted by aliens, the first time around, at the age of seven.
    He believes that 'the history of humanity, alien insights and a whole lot more' were downloaded into his brain in a matter of seconds.
    In 1999, he was arrested on drug charges (which explains a lot!).
    After being arrested, he called Howard Stern and begged him to help him get out of jail.
    He would eventually be sentenced to 5 years in jail, but would only serve 2 years.
    Upon being released, he predicted that Howard and Robin Quivers would start a clothing line based on some of his drawings, which has yet to take place.
    He charges $25.50 for his book, not counting shipping and handling.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He's very gracious, thanking Tan for helping him write his book.
    He offers a lot of pages from his book on his website to be read.
    He enjoyed reading fan mail while in prison.
    He's provided the Howard Stern Show with some funny segments.

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 37 Votes: 32.43% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 56 Votes: 67.86% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 45 Votes: 75.56% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 84 Votes: 77.38% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 195 Votes: 69.74% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 242 Votes: 69.42% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 403 Votes: 70.47% Annoying