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A. Whitney Brown
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    (July 8, 1952- )
    Appears on 'Saturday Night Live (1986-1991),' 'Tales from the Crypt (1989),' 'I'm Your Man (1992)' and 'The Daily Show (1996)'
    His name is Alan Whitney, but he prefers the more pretentious A. Whitney.
    He began his working life as a juggler and street huckster with a trained dog.
    He is a vegetarian.
    He said 'I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.'
    He performed at the opening of the San Francisco Comedy Competition in 1976 against Robin Williams, Dana Carvey and Harry Anderson.
    He was the Commentator on 'SNL's Weekend Update.'
    He said 'Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.'

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