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David Patrick Kelly

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The Resume

    (January 23, 1951- )
    Born in Detroit, Michigan
    Acted in 'The Warriors (1979),' '48 Hrs. (1982),' 'Dreamscape (1984),' 'Commando (1985),' ' Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989),' 'Wild at Heart (1990),' 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990),' 'Malcolm X (1992),' 'The Crow (1994),' 'Crooklyn (1994),' 'Last Man Standing (1996),' 'In Too Deep (1999),' 'K-PAX (2001),' 'The Longest Yard (2005)' and 'Flags of Our Fathers (2006)'
    Portrayed Jerry Horne in David Lynch's cult TV series Twin Peaks
    Released a CD of original music and live recordings from his 1975 club days titled 'David Patrick Kelly: Rip Van Boy Man' (2008)

Why he might be annoying:

    He studied mime with Marcel Marceau.
    In both his Walter Hill directed movies, he played a character named Luther.
    He figured since George Bernard Shaw and Leo Tolstoy were vegetarians he'd become one as well.
    He waited until he was 54 to become a first time groom.
    He waited until he was 57 to become a first time father.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He graduated cum laude with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree from University of Detroit.
    He practices three forms of Tai Chi and is a Second Degree Black Belt in Seido Karate.
    As a guitarist he did the '70s club scene and performed at New York's famed CBGB club.
    He improvised his most famed line in his 1979 film debut - 'Warriors... come out to play-ee-ay!!'
    Spike Lee was so impressed with his bit role in 'Malcolm X' that he gave him a much larger role in 'Crooklyn.'
    He is a veteran of Broadway musicals, comedies and dramas.
    He received an Obie Award for Sustained Excellence (1998).

Credit: Scar Tactics


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 16 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 75 Votes: 42.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 64 Votes: 48.44% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 96 Votes: 64.58% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 127 Votes: 37.80% Annoying