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Billy the Marlin

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Mascot

The Resume

    (February 25, 1993- )
    Mascot for the Florida Marlins

Why he might be annoying:

    His name seems a bit too close to Billy Martin.
    He is eight feet tall and has a sword nose (children must love that).
    He is one of the goofiest mascots with a huge grin and fins.
    He is self described as clumsy.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has a girlfriend named Mary, who is rarely seen.
    On the Marlin's kid page, they say his bill measurement is 22 inches (is that a double entendre?).
    According to his bio, he received straight A's in marine biology at Atlantic University.
    His team won a World Series championship (1997), the last National League world champions of the 20th century.
    Since he doesn't talk, he mastered pantomime.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 72.41% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 119 Votes: 75.63% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 105 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 191 Votes: 65.97% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 451 Votes: 69.62% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 363 Votes: 69.42% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 675 Votes: 69.19% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 3353 Votes: 39.73% Annoying