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United States Army

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Military Personnel

The Resume

    (June 3, 1784- )
    Comprises ground infantry, cavalry, limited air and sea forces, Army Rangers.
    Fought in the Revolutionary War, the War of 1812, the Spanish-American War, the Mexican War, the Civil War, World War I, World War II, the Vietnam War, and the Gulf War.
    Represented on the local front by the Army National Guard and includes the Army Reserve program, a less committal form of service.
    Notable leaders include George Washington (Revolutionary War), Sam Houston (Mexican War), George S. Patton (WW II), Douglas MacArthur (WW II), Norman Schwartzkopf (Gulf War), and Wesley Clark (NATO)

Why they might be annoying:

    It owns guns.
    It is full of professional killers.
    Many of its soldiers smoke.
    It did not always allow blacks to serve.
    It prohibits openly gay men from service.
    It dropped the motto 'Be All That You Can Be' for the inane, hypocritical 'An Army Of One.'
    It suffered tremendous losses in Vietnam and had to pull out.
    It has had occasional soldiers throughout history commit acts of rape, murder and humiliation to civilians during foreign wars.
    It sucks up an enormous amount of money.

Why they might not be annoying:

    It's the best in the world.
    It rose from a rag-tag group of revolutionaries to a dominant military power.
    It has a great sense of fashion, the uniforms are snappy and color-coordinated, and it's hard to look bad wearing one.
    It defends America and fights for American freedom.
    It is involved with disaster relief programs and aid campaigns to less fortunate nations.
    It offers financial incentives and college credit to recruits.
    It can provide an escape from poverty or crime to young people willing to put in pride, dedication and effort.
    It often instills those who have served with honor and values that they take with them into other aspects of their lives.
    They have a competitive football team.

Credit: Big Papa


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 410 Votes: 90.98% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 163 Votes: 41.10% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 123 Votes: 47.97% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 120 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 210 Votes: 45.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 488 Votes: 51.02% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1056 Votes: 53.98% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 855 Votes: 67.72% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 160 Votes: 69.38% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 336 Votes: 52.98% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 418 Votes: 45.93% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 519 Votes: 35.65% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 1689 Votes: 53.29% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 3148 Votes: 45.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 1808 Votes: 45.02% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 2417 Votes: 35.04% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 551 Votes: 32.67% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 934 Votes: 51.39% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 430 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 428 Votes: 46.03% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 533 Votes: 50.47% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1052 Votes: 45.44% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 9161 Votes: 41.84% Annoying