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Esteban

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Musician

The Resume

    (1948-1948)
    Birth name is Dan Fernaueu
    Released 'Esteban by Request' and 'Flame, Flamenco & Romance'
    Sells albums and guitars on the Home Shopping Network

Why he might be annoying:

    He looks like a cross between a sleazy caballero and a pimp.
    He has really long fingernails.
    He falsely claims to have won several Grammy Awards.
    He is really a fictional character who was created for the purpose of marketing a cheap, poorly constructed guitars.
    His guitars are constructed of materials such as discarded phone books and medical waste.
    The Group 'Real Guitar Legends For Truth' released a statement calling for him to stop referring to himself as a 'guitar legend.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He graduated from Carnegie Mellon University.
    He was one of the first musicians to sell his music through television merchandising.
    He signs every guitar he sells.

Credit: Seaman Duck


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 33 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 117 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 173 Votes: 73.99% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 682 Votes: 70.09% Annoying