The Resume

(September 24, 1948- )
Born in Cortland, New York
Third baseman/designated hitter for the Minnesota Twins (1971-75), Chicago White Sox (1977-79), Texas Rangers (1979) and the New York Yankees (1980)
American League Comeback Player of the Year (1977)

Why he might be annoying:

His middle name is Thane.
He sustained a near-fatal injury after he lost his balance and fell in a storm sewer trying to push his car out of a mud rut.
His productivity declined considerably, after he sustained a serious knee injury.
His body was unable to withstand the wear and tear of everyday play, which played a role in him being relegated to part-time designated hitter duties.
He sported a mullet and a porn star mustache during his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was the first alumnus from South Georgia College to reach the majors.
He made a successful comeback with the White Sox, after missing the entire 1977 season due to injury.
He posted career highs in numerous offensive categories during his first season with the White Sox.
He hit home runs in both his first and last major league games.
He stayed in the Chicago area following the end of his playing career, opening a healing arts center in the years following his retirement from active play.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• A Foolish Accident Jeopardized My Career
• AL Comeback Player of the Year (Ranked: 1977)
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9241948)
• I am Swedish
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Minnesota Twins
• Mustaches
• New York Yankees
• Profiles 58251-58500 (Ranked: 58326)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 44]
• Texas Rangers
• Walruses

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying