The Resume

(May 27, 1968- )
First baseman for Houston Astros (1991- )
National League MVP (1994)

Why he might be annoying:

He was traded from the Boston Red Sox for Larry Andersen in what became a huge lopsided trade.
He spent most of the 2005 season on the disabled list due to a bum shoulder.
He never had a decent post season performance.
He divorced model Shaune Bagwell.
He gave both his daughters masculine first names.
He had a 'biker goatee' while in the prime of his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He spent his entire career with the Astros although he had the opportunity to move elsewhere.
He was one of few players who enjoyed playing in the old Houston Astrodome.
Among 2005 active players, he and Craig Biggio held the lengthiest teammate tenure.
He was a clutch hitter in his prime.
He and Biggio are the franchise's leaders in many categories.
He is involved in many charities around the Houston area.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 1997)
• 30/30 Club (Ranked: 1999)
• American Legion Graduates of the Year (Ranked: 2003)
• Baseball Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2017)
• Baseball Players
• Baseball's Retired Numbers (Ranked: 5)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5271968)
• ESPN Top 5 Athletes [1994] (Ranked: 3)
• ESPY's Best Breakthrough Athlete (Ranked: 1995)
• ESPY's Best Major League Baseball Player (Ranked: 1995)
• Houston Astros
• I Had Corrective Eye Laser Surgery
• I Hit For The Cycle (Ranked: 2001)
• Look at Me, I’ve Got My Hat on Backwards
• Look at Me, I'm Signing Autographs
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• NL Golden Glove Winners - First Basemen (Ranked: 1994)
• NL MVPs (Ranked: 1994)
• NL RBI Leaders (Ranked: 1994)
• NL Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 1991)
• NL Silver Slugger - First Basemen (Ranked: 1994)
• NL Silver Slugger - First Basemen (Ranked: 1997)
• NL Silver Slugger - First Basemen (Ranked: 1999)
• Profiles 16001-16250 (Ranked: 16239)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 02]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 87 Votes: 56.32% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 767 Votes: 64.02% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 140 Votes: 79.29% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 72 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 49 Votes: 48.98% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 73 Votes: 60.27% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 50.82% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 149 Votes: 46.98% Annoying