The Resume

(1955- )
Co-hosted the 'Gossip Show'
Gossip columnist for the ‘Village Voice' (La Dolce Musto)
Appears on many VH1 television specials

Why he might be annoying:

He told an interviewer he would sing the opening number if he had his own talk show.
He is one of the few entertainment gossip columnists that loved the Anna Nicole Smith show.
He wears huge glasses.
He would love to see the boys from N'Sync and Jason Blair (former NY Times writer) naked (The Black Table).
He asked Nsync member Chris Kirkpatrick if any of the boys from his group or the Backstreet Boys are gay because he loves them all (2001).
He will ride his bike to work in a suit and tie.
He once wrote that singer Q-Tip got his name because he has a large penis (pop Dirt).
He likes to dress in drag.
He makes stupid faces to the camera.
He looks like former SNL cast member Al Franken.

Why he might not be annoying:

He enjoys biking.
He had five bikes stolen.
He wasn’t afraid to say that Liza Minnelli has the worst breath out of all the celebrities he ever met (The Black Table).
He hated the movie 'Glitter.' He said: 'It's a tawdry compendium of every showbiz cliché ever imagined-every two seconds, some character emerges to say, 'God, you're talented!'
He writes books.
He is known to have a good sense of humor.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• Beast's 50 Most Loathsome People in America [2006] (Ranked: 47)
• Double M Initials
• Gossip Columnists
• Huge Eye Wear
• I Attended Andy Warhol's Memorial Service (April 1, 1987)
• I Impersonated or Portrayed Sarah Palin
• I Posed as Marilyn Monroe
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed as a Bride
• Men in Dresses
• Men Who Should Have Been Women
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 2]
• Profiles 9001-9250 (Ranked: 9247)
• Publicly Acknowledged Am I Annoying
• Sissies
• Studio 54 Regulars
• Stuttering John Interviewed Me for Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• Win Ben Stein's Money

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 38 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 95.45% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 21 Votes: 95.24% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 97 Votes: 59.79% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 78.79% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 161 Votes: 78.88% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 176 Votes: 69.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 112 Votes: 72.32% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 110 Votes: 52.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 91 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 185 Votes: 70.81% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 322 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 435 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 334 Votes: 69.76% Annoying