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Nathan 'Nate' Sellers

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The Resume

    Plaintiff on 'Divorce Court' with Judge Lynn Toler
    Appeared with common-law spouse, of five years, Lia Palmquist (aired April 14, 2015)
    Famously accused Palmquist of sleeping with 'the entire Wu Tang Clan' after she allegedly was invited to their hotel room after one of their concerts
    Segment went viral on YouTube, garnering over 1 million views; Earned Sellers 'Donkey of the Day' from Charlamagne Tha God and The Breakfast Club
    Barring the truth of the accusation, Palmquist would have spent the night with Method Man,<5181> <33378> RZA, GZA, Ghostface Killah, Masta, Killa, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon, and Cappadonna

Why he might be annoying:

    He met his girlfriend at a Halloween party (she was 'Queen Bee' - AKA Lil' Kim, he was Hello Kitty).
    He was naively confident that his common law wife had the woman wiles to engage in a rollicking, night-long 'bust down' orgy with the whole of a nine-person hip-hop group, and somehow still feel compelled to come back home to him.
    He consistently interrupted and talked over both Judge Toler and Lia Palmquist over the course of their half-hour time slot.
    He felt he was in competition with Rick Ross because Palmquist portended to like larger - fatter - men.
    His insecurities led him to assert to Judge Toler that she was making him eat extra portions of mash potatoes, butter, and gravy, in a vain effort to 'fatten him up.'
    Perhaps the most bizarre example of this behavior was Palmquist's alleged purchasing of a 'fat suit' for him to wear during foreplay; complete with a fake beard to make the Rick Ross look complete. She then allegedly would goad him into ad-libbing rap verses IN the fat suit...
    Palmquist admitted to zapping him in the groin, with a taser, while he was sleeping, to show him how menstrual cramps feel after he complained about her mood swings. Although, Sellers claimed that it was retribution for his eating the last cherry popsicle in the fridge.
    He vehemently denied the suggestion that he was gay when Palmquist questioned his sexuality and called him 'flamboyant,' claiming to be 100% straight. But, doing things like holding his ornately decorated fingernails to the Judge and whining 'do these look like I wanna put these in a dirty diaper or in a sink full of dishes or like on a tool or something?' didn't exactly help his case.
    It wasn't a big leap for many viewers to conclude that the whole bizarre scene may have been staged with actors pretending to be 'in a relationship.' For example, The Breakfast Club's Angele Yee pointed out that his Facebook page (which has since been taken down) was chalk full of images of himself in bed with other men.
    Factoring into the public skepticism was Method Man, himself, taking to Instagram to shoot down the story, writing: 'That s***'s fake I would've remembered her.. I would've spotted her and said which one of u b*****s brought the chaperone.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    She GAVE Wu some Tang!
    He had ambitions to become a fashion designer.
    He claimed that Palmquist used to introduce him to friends as 'my anorexic boyfriend.'
    Lia claimed that his skinniness mainly bothered her because, when they made love, 'his bones hurt me' (geez...)
    Palmquist attempted to extract legal fees to pay for bed bug bites she had received from a mattress he loaned her several years earlier, prompting Toler to dryly respond 'you know you're not getting any money right?'
    His significant other's hang-up on his sexuality verged on pervasive homophobia; at one point she claimed to have caught him trying to pick a guy up at a bar, even though the same person bought the both of them drinks ('and did you not drink the drinks?').
    Is there just something about Wu-Tang that attracts degenerate odd-balls who proceed drag to drag their good name into their private legal disputes?
    Lucky Nate - if he were alive Ol' Dirty Bastard probably woulda rolled up on his crib for a cold move like that!
    His various eccentricities don't seem to be doing any real harm (his ex came off as pretty demeaning, by contrast). Case in point, Judge Toler said 'Mr. Sellers, you're all out of order, but I'm enjoying you!'
    Actually, viewers went away with the impression that Toler seriously believed Sellers' accusation that his woman cheated on him with the group, calling it 'bust-down behavior.'
    Wu-Tang member, Raekwon, debunked the rumor during an MTV interview, saying 'sometimes these shows is made to excite us and keep us feeling good about us but you never know... I don't remember her, but it wasn't me, it wasn't me [looks at the camera] I didn't hit your girl homie so just chill, baby!'

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying